Dick jokes are one the primary joys of woodworking.

And handling notifications is all smart watches seem to be good for!

I believe it was SAP Concur that my last employer used for filing expenses. Every few months it popped up a notification asking me whether or not I “loved it.” I always answered “no,” because fucking why would I? Then it wanted to know why not. I think that’s inappropriate behavior in a professional setting, and I told it so. Regardless, it kept asking the same thing, so I asked if it wanted me to speak to HR.

Nothing ever came of it.

TLDR got sexually harassed by a corpo app.

Then it’s weird that you’re defending him.

Oh it’s gonna be cranky.

And what good are YOU bringing to the world?

Realization, rejection, change, a swift kick to the nuts, growth.

I’d love to see another Fallout game like 1 & 2.

I watched Ghost with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore so many times at a bit too young.

Also, The Jungle Book starring Sabu. A black and white live action film apparently from 1942.

Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.

We shouldn’t have to. Products should be made sensibly and of quality. They’ll skimp and save fractions of a penny on every single facet of a product’s design, so what possesses them to waste all this money on blinding lights that nobody asked for?

Parents, all you have to do is talk near them about how cool X is to you, while suppressing your gag reflex long enough for them to cringe.

My Surface Pro 4 was getting long in the tooth. My best friend, who uses Arch btw, kept nagging me about switching until he gave me his old laptop when he upgraded. Soon after that, my cat knocked over a beer into it and killed it. So I bought a Framework 13" and put PopOS on it, and also got a Steam Deck. I’m all in on Linux now, except for an old desktop that gets rarely used.

And now I keep my beer on the floor.

Oh it will happen too. But it’s worth it.

Segue still gets me. In my head I still pronounce it like rogue.

I’m not saying it’s good practice, but you can fire .22 LR without getting ringing in your ears. I’d never do it all day, but I’ve definitely done it a couple times just to get an idea how loud it is. The dude can probably hear fine. I’m not saying it won’t catch up to him though.

Edit I hear he shoots air pistol? I don’t know if that’s correct, but it’s definitely even quieter.

All true, and yet still impressive.

Look at all those big words.

Better aluminum than plastic.

But there’s plenty of that down there too.

Ok, now make a mosaic of Trump from all the Americans he killed by fucking up the COVID response, all the Kurds killed by his betrayal, and all the children imprisoned and misplaced for seeking asylum.