The Assman

Crust? Mantle? We’re talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

M,ILF

Damn brother save some dick for the rest of us

Blubber

Now kiss

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

Must be a European penis worm

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Catch and release

You mean milk soup