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I had a roommate who was in med school. He wanted to be a psychiatrist. His surname was Carver, so naturally he became a surgeon.

Their punishment is that they shall face a firing squad… While wearing bullet proof vests

Windows was the enshittification of DOS.

Something about a sniper in Dallas sounds familiar…

I was going to comment that Doc Ellis would be proud.

That’s the Beester Bunny.

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

Sounds lovely. /S

Reminds me of a bridge that the road passing under got resurfaced and raised a few inches but the signs never got changed. After a truck got stuck, at least they fixed the sign.

Better than horse beans

That’s pretty much the same as in the US too.

Let me guess, this is in Ohio?

No.

I’m pretty sure everyone owns a human skull.

They decided to move Wakanda to Europe to save on fuel.

Looks like a character in a Wes Anderson film.

There’s no paint on the planet that will make most of their cars cool.

According to Hermes, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Reminds me of Invader Zim