All I know is they speak the lenga d’oc there.
France, I’m so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
That’s Ukraine.
Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!
Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
Famous for their pears
The princess is Mia Thermopolis
Is that the hat?
Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?
that’s the holy roman empire
Exactly.
You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire. It’s just their thing.
I think it’s the clitoris?
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!
At least after the Human State Republic annexed Prostinia in 1991.
This map is fake, Listenbourg isn’t even here.
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.
So New Zealand then? Got it!
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
They’re starting to print them again I think
Apparently yes: https://membership.theonion.com/
I’ve always wanted to have a physical copy and apparently through this weekend they have 1y for $60, so fuck it, signed up. It sounds like they just restarted offering the print version? Message post-signup says start sending them for the Oct issue.
I use to get the actual newspaper in the early 2000s, I miss those days
They were free! You could just take them! It was amazing!
See parent comment, they are back :o
That map isn’t America therefore none of it exists
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
Yugothesenuts got em
Yougoslobmynuts HA
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
Monsteraco
Maxaco
