Im still convinced that Pikachu is infact mot furry, but is instead weirdly smooth with a plastic like texture.
Slappy electric skin rat
Watch detective Pikachu and it might help.
They got it wrong.
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU
Well, that’s gonna fuck with my recommendations…
Why is the internet so fucked up?
Because it’s made of people
Somebody has to educate the younger generations!
Watched muted. Message still received.
No way. They’d be so cuddly.
Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?
Yes.
Yes.
Society isn’t my fault
I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax’s belly for a nap.
I saw someone have a Snorlax bed on IG. I think they got the inspiration from the Totoro bed.
Machoke me daddy uwu
Machoke Meowth
no
Alright, let’s get this over with:
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Gardevoir
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Lopunny
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Primarina
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Salazzle
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Goodra
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…Ditto
Gardevoir
Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.
Sleeping with your Ralts:
There’s no laws against pokemon Chris
Umm why isn’t Gloom on the top of this list?
You forgot Vaporeon.
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machoke made me a furry, no lie.
but it’s not…
you know what, nevermind.
well, a scalie, to be exact.
No one’s calling them scalies, Herald. No one. They’re just furries.
Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.
I just like to be the little spoon
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god…
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho
so i herd u liek mudkipz…
Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
Wait until he takes off his power belt.
Gay
But not fake
Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
