Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.
Do you have any idea how far I’d have to travel to touch grass?
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.
Allergic.
-“Atchoom!”
Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.
Nah mate
Umm, it’s November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?
But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!
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There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?
Touch snow instead
All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
We’re having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.
It’s snowing 😭
Then play in the snow! You can build a thing
Lucky you
then fucking SHOVEL IT!!
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
Grass is frozen, got frost bite.
