I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
From blog about derailleurs
It’s snowing 😭
then fucking SHOVEL IT!!
Umm, it’s November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?
Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.
I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.
You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.
I’m doing my part
We’re having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
Do you have any idea how far I’d have to travel to touch grass?
The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!
Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with
All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
Just came back from the park, very good advice
Allergic.
-“Atchoom!”
