That’s why I call them Top and Bottom Dakotas.

As a native English speaker, I had the same thought.

Edit: I accidentally hit the post comment button, so I might as well add something:

I think I might’ve mentioned this once before, but The Eternal Castle [REMASTERED] stood out to me for its stylized graphics and animation. Or if you’re in the mood for a puzzle game, Temple of Snek might be good to try.

I once chose to read a Tom Clancy book over the summer for a book report in the following semester (I enjoyed those Rainbow Six games from the 90’s, so the books would probably be cool too right?). I stood up there in class and was like “I’m gonna be honest, I couldn’t bring myself to read more than half of this.” And the teacher was like, “I don’t blame you.”

My money’s on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.

It’s even worse than that. They consume media that actively misinforms and lies about the democrats.

I was helping my uncle with his computer a few years ago and got a glimpse of his email inbox with emails about how Hillary Clinton is so evil. And my aunt gets all her news from a website hosted by the same company that hosts trump’s social media website.

Things can not get better as long as we allow these propagandists to operate.

Huh… All these years I thought it meant “Help! My mouth was replaced with a butthole!”

I was still using one of these in 2008 to play music from my PSP.

It kinda looks like they both have their pants pulled partway down.

I don’t remember it. But there’s enough metal hardware under the seat that I’m sure it’s basically impossible to break that way.

And I thank you.

You are welcome!

My biggest fear is that my office chair might break in such a way that the hydraulic piston breaks through the seat and punctures my colon.

I don’t think I ever got more than $200 in a month. But I keep the money in a separate account and only use it for game dev or business stuff.

Happens to me almost every month. Good thing I didn’t quit my day job.

I often use win+v for the clipboard history and win+shift+s for taking screenshots.

Almost definitely. According to my mom, she referred him to the same neurologist who diagnosed my ADD when I was kid and she prescribed him ritalin. But apparently he didn’t like how it made him feel “too focused” or something like that.

I think it’s been over 9 months.

My uncle was evicted from his house because he failed to maintain the property and let it go to shit. It was winter, so we invited him to stay in a spare room in our basement just to keep him out of the cold and give him time to sell his property and buy a trailer home.

He’s still living here.

I send them after my enemies.