Anything to keep the workers subjugated… even tanking a bedrock American corporation…

What a stupid hill to die on.

Rest in piss, assholes

Oh, look, a news headline from five years ago

JRR Tolkien was the source for the first part, as it’s a line from Lord of the Rings (specifically spoken by Gandalf). The second part was on by Me for this comment. How original this is? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The reason I absolutely believe this to be true? Because I’ve used this on my little brothers since we were kids. I’m 45.

It’s called “reverse psychology.”

Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth, and now Trump claims aliens want to eat me? WTF?

A story with a happy ending!

It was getting a bit too sciency and not enough shitposty around here

I’m a childless cat lady, so that’s fine by me

“But you’ve had 9 yea—“

“I have concepts!”

Also, it’s all your fault!

YISSSSS!!!

Says the guy proposing a form of logic on “the web of lies” lol

Or nobody will trust it

I learned so much in those days about the outrageously absurd, efficiency of code and concatenation and stupid little things. Early days of coding and even scripting through these silly difficulties shaped us in ways we can’t even recognize now.

It was all about solving puzzles using primitive tools and incompatible systems just so we could play simple games. I’m reading articles now about how Gen Z doesn’t even know how to type, lol.

This is a shit post all right

not my bedtime!

you just gave me a panic attack about trying to get ultima underworld II and Star Wars: TIE Fighter to run

you had me at P!=NP

i’m only 5, but i’ve had enough of Regan. anyone else see Star Trek IV?

Not the type of reaction I expected from you