I do my job in various buildings of all kinds ages and construction. Recently I was in an old building like in the painting, and the radiators under the windows came on for the first time in the season.

It smelled like burnt dust and the air was dry and warm. Gave me the same kind of feeling and reminded me of my elementary school

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…

Oh no the dog!!😲

Nobody is forcing anyone

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

• eating, sleeping, shitting and farting

I’ve been waiting since I was like 12 to tell that story to someone who would get it, and when I read your comment, I thought “Finally today’s the day!”

No way! It’s always great to meet another Matt. Hey Matt!

That is really fucking cool

Dude i kept having fucmin dreams where i kept getting shot and my red health and blue armour would appear in my vision, and go down. Then I’d try to look at my watch to quit to menu, but it would be blown up just sitting there on my wrist blackened and falling apart so I had ti ride it out and die.

It would be me on the ground and then the grenade landing in front if my face and then going BANG that woke me up and got me out of there

So was I! I’m having a good time here, you having a good time?

Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

Yeah, I wish they’d staff more tills too.

Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.

Man, I’ve never understood this nobody meme and it seems nobody is even able to explain it.

Yes, all of that. In that order.

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

Siiiigh, sounds like I’m gonna have to join Instagram again…

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries