Trailblazing Braille Taser

I wish they estimated how fucking annoying their interventions were. Like you might be boosting clicks per minute in the short term, but it’s going to go down to zero after a week when I get fed up — when Netflix started auto playing videos, I threw my TV out the window.

Probably not Doramad Radioactive Toothpaste then, if it has to kill you quickly.

For those with aphantasia, simply open a terminal on your Linux machine and run xeyes while you read this comment thread.

The darned neural implant generation doesn’t even know how to doomscroll with their fingers. Kids these days smh no cap.

This all hinges on when you count the number of problems you have. But that’s why you have two eyes! Read the same page of books 1 and 2 in parallel and obliterate 100% of your problems.

The classical options are that the world will end in the future, is currently ending, or ended in the past. Today, I’m here to tell you that there is another option: the world never even existed. Poof!

I think the judge would know it when they see it and laugh them out of the court room.

This is like comparing paintings to the Mona Lisa. Shrek is the crowning achievement of our civilization.

This headline sounded familiar. The article’s from 8 months ago, folks.

No, I don’t think I will

Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor

I think you mean “$EDITOR”. Gotta have that variable expansion.

Without the distracting colors, now I can see this says MAPOD

Unix -> Linux -> Ferrix?

Let us model the poop rule as a predicate keep that maps the set of real world objects to {true, false} and a function poopy that maps the set of real world objects to the set of real world objects with poop on them.

For all x, keep(poopy(x)) = keep(poopy(poopy(x))), thus we can say that poopy is idempotent under keep.

Further, poopy is injective because there exist distinct x and y such that keep(poopy(x)) ≠ keep(poopy(y)). The proof by example is that you would keep a poopy million dollar bill, but you would not keep a poopy poop.

What do you do when the king dies?

That’s why you bring your own keyboard

You don’t have a computer trumpet?

Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny

I’ve been on Linux just long enough. It’s called rm!