Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Yea, Me too
I don’t. What’s wrong with you?
We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”
Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
Relevant username
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants
I always put down my pants when I fart.
Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.
and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”
Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?
Same for shitting/pissing.
Everything is nice while shitting
Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don’t sit down to piss.
I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.
Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.
Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.
Core memory
Then add cumming
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator
Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?
What like brushing your teeth or showering?
That is the entire second row about
It’s off the charts.
This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That’s a matter of opinion.
checks community
Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.
Center middle is all wrong. Should be this:
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
