or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.
“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”
The way you say that makes me wonder what their fediverse must be like.
And that you’d never let them down.
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
Rofl the perfect stfu
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
Perfect
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
I think one of those nice Attenborough documentaries. Wasn’t there one that showcased the Earth? Seems like a nice gesture to put that forward.
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
A recording of 4’33".
Smarter people have already figured this out. I’d send them a copy of the golden record we put on Voyager. It contains the kinds of things that could convey “this is where we are, this is what we look like, we’ve figured out about this much of this universe so far, and we make stuff that isn’t utilitarian (art)”
I wanna send them a copy of FF8!
If you’re familiar with it, you’ll get what kind of impression it might give.
“You mean to tell me this species’ moon is just full of monsters, and it ejaculates them onto the planet in regular intervals? And they don’t really do anything about it?”
Yep! Wait until you can see what my sword does.
The music video of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
On a gold disc.
A 3.5 inch diskette full of some random stuff.
I still got lots of them somewhere in some box, so I won’t miss it.
I don’t miss the Aliens either ;-)
Drinking from cups
Drinking out of cups? With the seahorse, seashell party?
Not me. No way! Not my chair, not my problem.
That’s what I say.
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i wonder how aliens would take sarcasm:
life in plastic, it’s fantastic~
bonus wholesome:
I’m sending them heavy metal. (Da movie) I don’t think it would be the best or worst impression, but it would be so worth it to see how aliens react to that shit.
zip bomb
all aliens use tar.gz archives sorry
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.kind of a Rorschach situation
