Same

Ok Mr Task Manager

• hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
• break Edge’s fucking shins
• fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
• murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
• tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3

Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye

never trust a fart

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time

why can’t I open this website

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

partners mouth

caffeine in suppository form ass coffee

this is multidimensional wisdom

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

yo give shreck his dong back

probably looking everywhere for that shit

whatd he do

I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep

Im a sleeby

reminder to self kinda

12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

Where do I buy ass cigarettes

Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.

Brain still good yey

edit: typo. perhaps I need to make that appointment

Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.

Could you perhaps rephrase?

I’m not sure if I understood what you said.

Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?

Anything else?

is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait

you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality