Bob
I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:
spoiler
It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
That’s an egg??? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens’ lives painful
I’m beginning to think this might not have been in OP’s refrigerator, at all.
Maybe the infection wasn’t terrestrial
I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag
wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn’t ready for this. And ofcourse people asked “can you eat lash egg”
That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.
Internet says it’s a lash egg
A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
Pickle Rick?
I’d be nice to it. Just in case.
I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”
He’ll be the first to die when pickles take over.
Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.
Life… finds a way…
“You know what? Fuck you!”
necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever
Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
HAAAAAANS
Hans hat heute frei.
It’s a vape
your lungs on vape.
boof it
That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
Pickled xenomorph nutsack
hey, mine looks like that!
don’t judge until you’ve tasted it.Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!
An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that’s been near.
It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
Somehow this makes sense to me.
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
I don’t think that’s a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore