Why do they keep the glue in the fridge?
A more pertinent concern is having to work with the person whose behavior precipitated this reaction.
One person locking their milk makes them a weirdo. Three means someone else is.
Plot twist: one guy brought in 3 locked milks.
Whenever his milk starts going off at home, he locks it up and brings it to the office to see how long people will respect the locks before throwing away rotten milk.
Or one guy keeps bringing in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.
Jim?
What kind of maniac takes another man’s milk hostage?
I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.
But on second reading idk
About 9 calories difference.
I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we “use too much of it” or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.
This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn’t bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.
Totally agree. My guide is always if they don’t care then I don’t care. Want to make me jump through hoops to do my job. Fuck you.
Yet another reason why I work remotely.
Fr.
If you’re gonna drink skim, save money and use water.
It’s semi-skimmed and it’s the best milk.
Look here, we took this water, put it through the cows, now it’s better!
Ah, yes, the cow filter!
Who can be bothered to steal someone else’s semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.
Yeah, people who drink milk at work are super weird
It’s pretty common to have milk in your tea
So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it’s to see the dog but it’s also nice not worrying about this crap.
I only ever use our group’s mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.
What’s up with people who leave stuff in there for weeks knowing that they are never going to eat it but are just too lazy to throw it out?
New interview question: “please show me the inside of the common refrigerator.”
Empty?
Maybe they would have to do that if you’d stop stealing the milk, Brenda
LOL, so I’m pretty sure her name really is Brenda. Years ago, we did a Pi(e) day thing. And one of the ladies, who complained to management about an optional employee lead event (myself and some other people just threw it together) where we offered food to people who didn’t participate, went to the fridge and was overheard saying how her husband and kid would like the pie and just stole a whole goddamn pie as she left.
Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.
Exactly. This is a reaction to people being antisocial to begin with.
No
Just bring a empty jug and stab the bottom and enjoy your free milk buffet.
I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with “GI supplements, don’t drink” written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn’t believe the warning.
I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.
I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can’t imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.
Don’t give me ideas… I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone…
Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness
Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.
I don’t even want to fuck with other people’s food generally, but id do this.
Yeah or use one of those drill-taps they use to tap maple syrup.
