Dirt (series) - because I love rally racing.
Motorstorm (series) - because racing across an active volcano is fun as fuck.
Carmageddon (series) - because it’s insane and hilarious.
Twisted Metal 2 - not really a racing game, but close enough.
Dirt (series) - because I love rally racing.
Motorstorm (series) - because racing across an active volcano is fun as fuck.
Carmageddon (series) - because it’s insane and hilarious.
Twisted Metal 2 - not really a racing game, but close enough.
100 years later:
Dr. Monkey: “Look! We made this lemur smart…”
Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
After November it should become less. It’s unfortunate that American politics are so meme-worthy right now, but when one of the candidates is a raging sociopathic senile narcissist, it’s going to be hard to avoid.
Or just wait till her ‘time of the month’ and hold a carry-out bag under her.
Baby, I’d like to roe your boat.
The chicken ran away when I tried to slap it.
Extra virgin baby oil
Me too! I hope you don’t mind…
Hooray for boobies.
My wife and sister have the same birthday. I feel like I have to specify that they are in fact not the same person, or twins.
Separator in my ass.
…ouch
Without some kind of rapid aging, a clone of yourself would have to be grown from infancy. I suppose if you were cloned at an early age, and then waited until your clone was of age for consensual sex, it would be incest.
Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?
My dad is a boomer and back when I was in high school he had a pet squirrel. It would sit on his shoulder while he worked. Eat walnuts out of his shirt pocket.
Oops I accidentally deleted my original comment while trying to add songs. Here’s my new comment where I did suggest Glorybox.
“Reckoner” - Radiohead
“Walking in My Shoes” - Depeche Mode
“Bloodbuzz Ohio” - The National
“Black” - Pearl Jam
“Glory Box” - Portishead
“Unfinished Sympathy” - Massive Attack
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Barack-in the law