And if one? How does one decide which?
Free cockring.
Makes it look bigger
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
Ew girls.
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
Shit! That’s how it works? I’ve been using a condom for each ball too! You’ve saved me so much money
Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?
Wax the ball
Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!People just dont understand men’s anatomy
People just dont understand men’s astrology
(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)
I tried but the condom is too big
One for the frank and one for the beans
I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.
What is the rest of the recipe?
Only put the one you plan to use
Not the one where the pee is stored.
I read once in an article (don’t remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.
In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia
That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you’re half magic mushroom, half human.
True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.
I’ve always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it’s full of pee
Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️
Can I trust you 👉👈
Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag
Ahhh, sweet 💞💞
Well, I def don’t buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that’s for sure.
You putting icecream in there?!?!
Yeah, it has nuts.
I thought this was the topic of discission :).Cold hard f**k
Only have one, so maybe?
One condom for each ball.
I try one for both (I’m eco friendly)
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
Yup, all three balls.
Three? I’m just sitting over here with one…
Okarun?
it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
Yeah, I’ve heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
I think that’s just if they’re Japanese
Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.
You’d think, but it’s really hard to balance with so many balls.
Even with your legs so far apart?
Well, it’s an average number.
I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
Yeah probably, but your partner might think you’re a bit crazy for doing that.
Are we supposed to put something else in?
Your coin change.
Sand
