As someone who owns chickens and has had issues with chicken cannibalism in the past. This is a revolutionary product that I will be immediately researching and purchasing if real.
Been a long time since we have had chickens. But We did try a product that made the same claims. It didn’t really work in my opinion.
Best to have fresh greens and insects for them to hunt and not to over crowd them.
If they aren’t supposed to be cannibals then why the hell does their meat taste like chicken?
I am an eye witness to such an event of chickens eating meat. Not chicken meat, but either beef or lamb.
I saw a squirrel eat an injured pigeon once. Nature is metal.
Chickens will eat almost anything. I once saw a chicken grab a frog and swallow it whole. One of its legs was hanging out of her mouth the rest of the day. She was fine afterwards.
Eggs are also especially tasty to them. You can feed them cooked eggs (very nutritious), but if they ever get ahold of a broken egg and realize how tasty they are, they can start eating their freshly laid eggs before you can collect them.
they ever get ahold of a broken egg and realize how tasty they are, they can start eating their freshly laid eggs before you can collect them.
Hello, God? I’d like to report a bug please.
Reminds me of Batman and his sprays against everything.
Can they reverse engineer this and have a spray that encourages cannibalism?
I have the funniest idea for my next family dinner
You dont need to encourage the chickens to eat other chicken. That would be like wanting a spray that makes people like pizza.
Yeah np
Lemmy has now redeemed the second of three wishes.
Oh shit. For the 3rd wish, can musk fuck off forever?
Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich
Bummer. Did they at least wish for an extra large sandwich?
They did not, but they did request an additional meat: Lebanon Bologna.
Italian Lebron isn’t real
Didn’t know chickens ate each other, at least not without frying
Birds will eat anything if they’re hungry and/or bored enough. Eggshells are actually (usually) good for them because of high calcium content.
“Eggshells are actually (usually) good for them because of high calcium content.”
Given that producing eggs must use up a bunch of calcium, this makes sense, in a "circle of life kind of way
Yep, recycling!
So the zombie thing is solved, yeah
This is the definition of perks you would rather have and not need, than need and not have.
Reduces, not eliminates
Chicken can have a little cannibalism, as a treat
I said what I said
Reduces, not prevents 😅
Chickens are modern dinosaurs
“Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?
It’s serious business. The paperwork is a nightmare though. The rich farmers have lawyers to file the appropriate writs, petitions, and incantations to stay the cannibalism. For those without the money, going before Ba-Kok can be intimidating and challenging.
I think i just got to that part of Cult of the Lamb
Ba-Kok, God of Chickens
This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.
No, it’s only possible to talk to Ba-Kok, praise be His name, when the planets align.
Rise, chicken. Chicken, arise.
I mean, it could come in suppository form…
Well then good news!
Have you tried shoving something up a species cloaca?
We’d have more dead chicken farmers.
Giggity
ARISE CHICKEN
CHICKEN ARISE
Super mega chicken? No, is legend.
Arise!
Bruh, if there’s a “spray” AND “stream” option on my spray bottle, I’ll just lock up with indecision. Ease of use is very important when dealing with spray bottles.
Do you need to cover a larger area? Spray.
Do you need precision, or to get a hard to reach spot? Stream.
Understanding what we need is the first step of action.
The “hard” option is to just get rid of the hen that turned cannibal. It’s going to be just one, unless you’re running an egg factory level operation. Give the hens more space and actual yard time, and most will stop pecking. The one that doesn’t goes in the soup pot.
Do cannibal chickens taste more like chicken, if you are what you eat? Can I compress a hyperchicken if I create a gu pot of chickens with the most chicken-rific umami flavour.
Sure, but it’s easier to just add a pinch of msg.
You think I’m in the “hyperchicken gu pot” game because it’s easy?
Maximum cruelty, maximum flavor.
Simpsons did it (kind of)
Ffs, leave something for the rest of us!
The real questions, can we make hyerchicken hyperramen?
Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.
Had to use this on one of my ducks when another one started tearing her feathers out. Works really well.
There is a dedicated ICD-10 medical code for “eye pecked out by a chicken”. They’re vicious little fuckers.
The ICD list has some insane stuff.
Y36511D: War operations involving direct blast effect of nuclear weapon, civilian, subsequent encounter
Well, it’s important. If you’re injured by a direct blast effect of a nuclear weapon, insurance needs a way to quickly reject that! After all, you didn’t get nuclear coverage on your plan!
One of mine pecked the contact lens out of my eye. Went to the ER to have my eye checked, and they asked me if my wife had hit me. It took me a while to convince them it really was a chicken. Then they laughed.
They are highly evolved dinosaurs.
Here’s the important question: do you spray it on the cannibal, or the victim?
Yes.
Gives the phrase “tastes like chicken” a new spin.
