Fucking psycho deserves the same treatment. Gross person
Shouldn’t have*
*refrigerator
Shit you got me
They were trying to capture the dialect of a pensioner. I’m positive the word choice was intentional.
Then there’s 've
That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.
Stop stealing his chips
NEVER!
Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.
The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos
I dont think you should call others psycho after fantasizing about their death.
Oh no not the flying rats
To each their own. But I have had rat friends who were more trustworthy than many humans.
That’s very cool. Were they thieves?
They atole the hearts of everyone who played with them. Does that count?
Seriously rats can be really great. The worst part is their shorter lifespan.
Yup. We have had two sets of ratties live with us. After the second set died a few days apart I swore off any more. When their needs are met they are loving, and care for each other, and us, without reward.
If you schedule allows and you aren’t entirely rational, chinchillas are stupid, nocturnal, fluffy rats. The advantage is they live longer if treated well. The disadvantage is that nocturnal bit as their warning scream is loud. A girl I dated had a pair for 15 years before they passed.
ahaha animal cruelty funny
Fuck seagulls! Delete them
“They are annoying” isn’t a good reason to brutally murder a living being.
Not brutally murder but like…delete 😎
Wasn’t cruelty.
It was quick.
You don’t have the same opinion when it comes to rats
There’s a good chance another seagull ate the body before it was even cold.
Just wait until it’s the Ibis.
Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.
I hope he gets The Lighthouse treatment at the end.
If you know, you know.
I don’t know, do I want to know?
Yes, you should watch the movie, it’s awesome.
I think they’re talking about the comically bad horror movies about birds
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
saw this meme for the first time on a hasan stream in 2022. he read it in such a cringe ass british accent… thank god i dont watch him anymore.
So…piglet thumping but with a seagull?
Humans:
- Takes all the fish for themselves
- has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
- builds apartments on the gulls original habitat
“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”
I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.
Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.
Exc-fucking-actly. I’m horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don’t like the said animal.
Well said!
They’re also a “menace” because many people actively feed them. It’s the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.
Give this man a medal
It’s so obvious that he’s a twat though.
If by twat you mean hero and legend then yes.
Labour’s weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!
What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
Laden or unladen?
bin laden. like, they fly away with stuff from bins.
I’m sure someone’s mother should be able to answer this
Last I checked their mother was a hamster.
Should shoot them with machineguns!
I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It’s not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump…
I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.
Would you like it if someone grabbed you by your feet and killed you by swinging you into a wall? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Well, I’m not going up to people and stealing their shit
You’ve never stolen anything, even as a teenager?
What kind of childhood did you have where you think it’s normal to mug people as a teenager?
Like threatening people or just snatching stuff like a seagull?
Either. That’s honestly pretty fucked up, in my opinion.
Wait, did you not even do anything pretty fucked up as a kid?
Ah, of course. People and seagulls are the same and deserve the same treatment and the same considerations. And my cat is my daughter and I’m a pitmommy too. This is why y’all are weird to other people.
The only consideration a seagull deserves is death by mein fuhrer. You… wouldn’t happen to be harboring any seagulls, would you?
Why are you randomly murdering animals you do not plan on eating? Your cat has instincts to kill so they get a pass but what is your excuse?
Do you not get that killing a seagull like this is not a good thing?
What about this was “random?”
“ I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly. “
That’s the part Im addressing with my comment about random killing. I’m not talking about the article.
Again, purposeful pest removal is not “random.”
This is a really useful line of argumentation.
That entirely depends on why you are killing these animals. If you are just killing rats or seagulls outside your home, that is random killing.
Sure, but nothing about it was RANDOM.
What do you think random means?
It’s really not a big deal, and I don’t understand why it should be. He had a moment of anger (very valid) and what I assume was an immediate, unthinking violent reaction (also understandable but it might have scared some people around, which is not as cool), else the bird would’ve just flown away. I feel bad for the kids watching it, but more so for the dude who just wanted to eat chips in peace. A bird is a bird, and he’s not going around exterminating all birds in existence. Use your heart to give homeless people money, to raise abandoned kids and to stop imperialism and genocide.
I would argue the moment of anger bit wasn’t valid or rational.
I don’t think you should be giving anyone advice.
I think you expect too much of people in that case. Idk what tribe you’re from (I can guess), but I hope you come from a land of peace loving, vegetarian erudites.
Please guess what “tribe” I am from
If you have no empathy for animals just trying to do their thing, that is a good indicator that you’ll lack empathy for people as well.
I understand they’re trying to do their thing, and that’s what happens. He’s not going around torturing birds for his entertainment. And here I’m entirely on the side of humanity, lol, what? I feel bad for the dude, his day was probably ruined.
If his day is ruined by losing a bit of food, he needs to find someone to talk to about mental health. No one should be that close to the edge of violent response.
He got violently assaulted by a seagull and had a gut reaction with a seagull. I know you wanna equate it semantically to people being problematic with people but, again, unless you’re even more peaceful and selfless than Aang from ATLA, you’re just being emotionally hypocritical. Had he eaten the seagull or composted it to reduce waste, what would the problem be?
I’m sorry. I’ve had gut reactions before. Normal humans will swat or punch things.
It takes thought to grab it by the legs, and slap it on a wall.
But yeah, if it was just some unconscious reaction, then whatever. But in that case, I’m curious why a fuckin ninja is among the regular population.
❤️ I’d like to believe it’s just some maybe brutish/unafraid but otherwise okay fella and not some everyday sociopath, lol.
Do ypu think we are in a war against seagulls?
They started it back when they stole a whole ice cream cone from my great grandpappy, I’m just ending it!
His day was ruined by his own actions, not the loss of a chip. Are you fucking dense?
??? He got assaulted by a winged rat. I’m about to eat chicken right now. It seems like you have a lot of feelings and that’s actually nice and sweet but the direction is wrong IMO.
You could have just answered the question about being dense with a yes.
That’s fat shaming.
Fat people are actually less dense
He got assaulted
???
Feeling bad for a winged rat?
This is no about the seagull, it is about actions of this psycho. Swinging into wall? In front of children? Really?
I assumed the dude grabbed it as it was flying out with the chip and just slammed it quickly without much thought. He might have a horrible day/week, just wanted to have some chippies and this happened. Meh. 🤷
Oh for fuck sake…
Look, I sometimes have a bad day yet I am not walking around smashing skulls.
What about a person who works in a meat processing plant? Killing hundreds of chickens a day. Are they a psychopath?
They’re even worse, as they do it with no emotion. It’s cold and calculated.
Fascinating! So what about exterminators killing bugs? Does the size of the creature matter?
They’re genocidal beasts and will go to Hell for ‘taking care’ of my apartment’s cockroach infestation!
I feel inclined to purchase some meat today just to upset you
What about a person who works in a meat processing plant?
What about them?
Killing hundreds of chickens a day.
Yes, for food.
Are they a psychopath?
Why would they be a psychopath?
Sorry, I think I got my wires crossed between your post and someone else’s. You were not claiming the person killing the seagull was a psychopath.
I called him a psycho, yes. He did kill for revenge, not for food. And in front of children.
I don’t have any issues with killing for food and I love a good steak.Killing as pests eradication is also OK before you ask. This was neither though.
Why can’t you just say, “I want this innocent man jailed because I want his life to be hell”. It’s easy buddy
Bro, it’s not the same and you know it. Equating people and animals only means you have less empathy for people.
I am not equating anything to anything. Smashing skulls because you have a “bad day” is objectively wrong.
You’re gross bud
Unlike the rats in my city, I shower.
I meant your personality. You as a person are gross.
I understood but I guess you felt it needed reiteration…
I just wanted to make sure that it was crystal clear that I didn’t mean your physical appearance.
You couldn’t know it!
Wow you are a ballsy one
It doesn’t take balls to tolerate insults/derision, just understanding and patience. 🤷
No arguments, so you use ad-hominem attacks.
Don’t feed the troll, people.
You’re a gross person
Go talk to your plants, I bet they’re the only ones who tolerate you. 😤
Plants don’t count as living things to you, huh
https://birdfact.com/articles/are-seagulls-protected-in-the-uk
“[All gulls] are protected by law. This means it is illegal to kill, injure, or capture a gull.”
Legality does not mean morality, come on. If you’ve lived in the West, you know it perfectly well. Is this what the conversation has come to?
It’s both immoral and illegal, and quite frankly it’s indicative of a psychopath.
I think what you’re picturing is way worse than what actually happened (although in all fairness he could’ve been chanting to Satan while f’ing the seagull, I’m just assuming it’s how I picture it).
Not vegan, vegetarian, or even uncommonly attached to animals. But you are a disgusting person. Rats are great. Rats with wings are pretty cool too. Killing stuff that inconveniences you is psychotic behaviour. Simple as.
That’s sweet. I hope you have the same level of empathy for human beings.
Of course I do. That empathy need not stretch into the loss of a fucking chip. And in front of children no less…
Well, at least you feel bad for the children, that’s more reasonable.
Guess what that “person” doesn’t feel any empathy for humans
C’est une perte totale de temps de débattre sur lemmy, c’est encore pire que reddit en termes de biais cognitifs et d’echochamber.
Pas pire que Reddit, non (peut-être?), mais je vois que c’est pas le e-paradis que j’avais été promis, mdr. Merci pour ta compréhension ! 🙏
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
When’s the last time of these sky rats swung someone into a wall though. I’d say that counts for at least 5 chips.
This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it’s chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.
to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them
You should, it’s quite the sight
If you hurt animals, you suck.
Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat industry does indeed suck.
Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!
