Home alone, Kevin
Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.
Nah, Jodie Foster.
I’m imagining him eating fluffy cotton stuffing in the most intimidating manner possible.
A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise
No it’d have to be Jack Nicholson.
Taken - Liam Neeson
The Rocketeer (1991).
Timothy Dalton.
In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.
“We named the dog Indiana!”
“He was really good on piano.”
John Wick - Keanu
I would pay money to see that in theaters
Basically those scenes in Gen V when Sam hallucinates puppets being torn apart.
Omg - don’t we like know they’re not puppets at the time? Was that the show that had the shrinking and the blow and the sneezing and the exploding penis?
That is typically how theatres work
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John Wick - Alfie Allen
Blue’s Brothers - John Belushi
Rounders - John Malkovich
Swingers - Vince Vaughn
Pacific Rim - idris Elba
Speaking of, Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich.
Oh come on, Miss Piggy would be great in that role!
Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.
Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.
Muppet xenomorph would sell merch so fast.
Well, I for one would have to have one!
I envision the second mouth being just your hand.
Tim Curry
Legend
Hateful 8.
Samuel L Jackson.
“You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!”
I would pay to see that.
Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.
Tarantino IS a muppet.
A very creepy muppet.
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
I really wanna watch The Blacklist now with only Spader in it surrounded by Muppets…
Just this the whole time
You could pick any character to be the human in Stargate and they’d all be dramatically different movies. Ra is human? O’Neill is human? Scara is human? All wild stories.
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
But every single muppet in the cast is a Beaker.
Stargate, the series - keep Michael Shanks.
And a special exemption for an all-human cast in Wormhole X-Treme.
Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
Surely, you’d keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.
Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it’s all a hallucination.
You might like to watch Cool World
Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.
Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs
