Cup.
Uhhhh
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
Huh???
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
TIL back yards exist
The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
Don’t look up “anal vore”
Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
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… 40 oz metal water bottle…
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
Whew, just a coffee mug.
TP
I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.
You can do it, I believe in you.
It’s a car. RIP
Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper
Whole roll, though!
One… More… Square…
Either my 10in tablet, or my huge
ashtraybowlNice, just a coke spoon
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
