My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say “Goodbye.”

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

Captain Janeway

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

In the US you legally have to put a radio on the car for emergency broadcast.

Of course!

If you need a speculum, you’ve already gone too far.

I’m not so sure we’ve seen the end of his Linux videos. I’m sure he will learn more and talk about it.

Don’t be too quick to judge yet, he just doesn’t know what he doesn’t know.

Women are so I don’t know what to do with the dinosaur bones and I am available at the moment.