Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!
Are you a recruiter? Java Script is not Java.
literally imagine hearing someone say java was shit and assuming they were talking about javascript
And horseshit is not dogshit.
Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.
He built like a kingdom hearts character
Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.
I wear a men’s 14. That’s bad enough.
My brother in
armsfeet.The struggle is real.
You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.
It’s too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
“Will horrors never cease?!”
Which starship is this on?
Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!
