• embed_me@programming.dev
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        3 months ago

        Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

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      3 months ago

      I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.

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      3 months ago

      Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

      Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!