I’ve never assumed that interpretation. I always thought the gifts were given each day. So you end up with twelve partridges and pear trees at the end. The song says “on the nth day of christmas my true love gave to me” doesn’t that imply you are receiving all those gifts that day?

So download a user agent switcher and set it to show you as using chrome. This is what i do with firefox and i haven’t run across a site that thinks i’m using firefox.

People need noise to sleep? To me that seems counterproductive to sleep.

They also charge you a crazy exit tax if you want to give up citizenship in order to save on taxes. They always get their pound of flesh.

Here in colombia a lot of people stream pirate sites instead of downloading a torrent. It’s just a culture thing. My guess is lack of storage space to keep torrents. Streaming goes to a cache that gets cleared out so it doesn’t take up storage.

Superb Owls kill squirrels too. Not just chickens.

I think I got a button masher playing as me.

Calculators are similar to a Dark Souls game.

If that were true then mashing buttons on your calculator would prevent any inputs from being processed for a few seconds.

Fromsoft believes in punishing button-mashers.

Time to get off the internet, Dr. Jackson. I’m sure those goa’uld will show up in their spaceships any day now.

There are software KVMs that should work if you can’t get a hardware solution to work. I can’t imagine any issues with a hardware KVM and your setup as long as the cables and ports are the proper ones for what you have going on. Most KVMs are plug and play.

Yeah!

Speaking from experience, bats shit all over the front of your house not in nice boxes like cats.

I grew up in Maine. Deer in the road isn’t an edge case there. It’s more like a nightly occurrence.

Minsc and Boo.

GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!

Why not just use Red Star Linux? I thought Jong Un and Vlad were besties.

Mom, can we buy a sugar skull for el Día de muertos?

We have a sugar skull at home.

The sugar skull at home:

Scratching at the doors or walls

Heavy breathing as if something is lurking just out of sight

I get that way with my bike sometimes. I’ll start thinking about how to take this section of downhill track instead of just doing it and then i crash because i overthunk it.

Cereal towering over everyone trying to stay inconspicuous during that scene always cracks me up.

Short form content ruins people’s attention span. I’ll pass.

That mermaid has a helluva booty.