This is not nearly as bad as the broccoli fuck boys although this definitely was the hairstyle of the future fuck boys I was in elementary school with back in the day.
The high and tight was good, I liked it.
It’s this a crop of Ellen DeGeneres?
That 'do is pretty slick though
Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It’s boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of
How about carrot hair. Or maybe, like, mashed potato hair?
Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:
Why would anyone do this
Flex on early balding people by leaving hair only where theirs does not grow.
It’s like the anti-mullet: trash in the front, nothing in the back.
is this because of Luiz Ronaldo or was he just part of the trend?
Yeah, that was Ronaldo’s haircut during the 2002 world cup
The broccoli hair of Gen Z and alpha is a revival of the '80s broccoli hair. Ultimately, we are mocking the boomers and Gen X.
Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.
When was this guy a kid? I’m in my 70’s and only a few jocks ever wore anything like that.
I used to get annoyed at the people cutting my hair when I’d ask for a crew cut, and they’d style it like this. It was everywhere in the late 90’s / early 00s, and I was never a fan.
When it was zoomed out, I thought it was a pillbug
When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look
Nothing says “I will put something in your drink” quite like that haircut.
Is there a popular men’s haircut that doesn’t say that?
Bad hair? Lemme ‘mullet’ over.
I already posted but since I had to Google what a broccoli cut is, I felt the need to link something for old people like myself.
That said, these all look the same to me. It’s 35 pics of the same thing. It needs an extended Office Pam meme that spans pages. More fascinating, the article stated this hair involves actual perms. Perms. The 80s are back.
Broccoli hair? (quick duckduckgo) oh, you mean an 80s perm?
I just assumed they meant the ramen do.
