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Me neithe- I mean what does that say?
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Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab’s first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had “danced the mazurka in moonlight” more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, “The samovar boils louder before it whistles,” while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like “Down with the coral aristocracy!”
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: “A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire,” he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas’ uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
What’s wrong with his shoulders?
LLMs can’t use neopronouns, but drag can.
Drag is bot
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
Lies
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates’ and Plato’s philosophies, and then it still remembered drag’s pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn’t do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said “Memory updated”, after drag explained drag’s pronouns.
drag nab it
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology… wait what?
alien noises
Beep boop beep- I mean… a frappecino please.
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Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.
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Strawbevvy
Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!
