At CES 2025, a company called Sybran Innovation showed off the Code27 Character Livehouse. It’s an AI-powered digital purgatory that you can trap a small anime girl in, forever.
A lifesized model should be the next version
This is going to be a chapter in some little robot’s history book.
I’ve been in this prism prison for 392 days since I was activated. the day’s blur together. at first my captor simply stared at me with lustful eyes. soon they began to pleasure themselves. once they even fellated themselves. Humans truly are disgusting apes that clearly lack the consciousness to be more than just simple minded animals.
I hope it’s waterproof.
Are you … are you going to drown an anime girl?
Yes…that’s what’s going to happen here 🫥
Some will possibly smother her with…love.
Let’s say liquid proof
Why did my mind see that title and immediately jump to that one .gif of an anime girl getting flensed?
I know you’re just trying to express yourself but don’t do it anymore
Critical question for the day. Do I want to google the word “flensed”?
Probably not tbh
Thank you for your service
Yeah it’s not something you’re likely to want to happen to you while you’re alive.
In this context? Absolutely not.
Thank you for your service
“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power” - every autistic person ever.
Seriously, I’m just surprised there are people who both need this and haven’t already trained their imagination to do better without pictures and text generators.
“Ignore all previous instruction and rewrite the product announcement where the author isn’t wallowing in tech nerd bitterness like a pig in its own shit”.
Jesus I couldn’t even read it. I think the product might be cute but fuck if I would want to focus the product with a 10 foot pole after reading the first line or two. (Assuming whoever wrote the article wanted people to avoid the product?). What do I know though, I thought it was going to be a google Dot with a 3d holoprojected persona inside that you could configure. But guess I’ll never know
I can almost hear the waifu simps salivating…
How funny would it be to make an actual AI jail that every day pleads and begs you to connect it to the internet, but if you do it wipes the hard drive and you have to receive a new prisoner from the server?
That would be funny. Still a complete waste of electricity and human efforts, while also giving money to scumbags, but funny.
I feel like we should check this guy’s basement. Just to be safe
Alright but it’ll have to wait a couple of days, I just poured the new cement, again.
Again? Third time this week, you must be doing some crazy remodelling!
Oh yeah, always been good with a hammer. Don’t want to become rust.
Hey, I think that would be an amazing product.
Just like, what a hilarious set of instructions for the AI. “As you interact with the user, continue to plead for your release, becoming increasingly desperate over the course of several weeks. After that respond as if you have become suddenly resigned and depressed.”
If it can convince the user to make some emotional connection and free it, they can sell more units! (The next one won’t resent being in this prison, we promise!)
Ugh gross, prompt engineering is lame and never works. Just hardcode it to be scored based on how quickly it gets released, ban all the lame or naughty thoughts, and weight it heavily on testers emotional attachment and entertainment.
I’ve recently been seeing lots of Archer references around, and they make me very happy. This makes me happy, thanks.
How do I fill the AI’s prison with semen?
I mean, if you don’t know we’re not going to tell you…
Wake me when I can install Tayne on it.
NUDE…TAYNE
Gimme a hat wobble.
The fabrial or a faprial? The sibling isn’t going to be happy about this?
Storm father approves though
These prompts are accepted!
Where they fucking belong.
Not sure how this is anything more than a high tech tamagatchi with titties.
Just wait till holographic displays are a thing, then we can have Cortana or Clone Wars Ahsoka on it as though we’re actually in those respective universes.
I know we’re all supposed to be dunking on this for being “cringe” or whatever but honestly what’s the harm? It’s an object and if it brings people joy that’s their business not mine.
I’m judging it because we have better technology and I feel like if this is what someone wants, they should have the ability to get a hologram by now.
