Don’t tell me what to do
Ayo lmao
And? That’s not abnormal, they’re usually at gas stations and intended for people who need to eat SOMETHING while they refuel on a long journey, usually late at night when there’s not a lot open.
It’s the sign that’s noteworthy here.
Someone got sick of cleaning the microwave. I would have put “feces”.
Won’t nobody microwave shit. Ahhhh. Ahahahaha. Hahaha!
You get me! I know you doodoo.
Why have you deleted all of your posts to Conservatives, Mickey?
Is that part of you pretending you don’t care about right and left politics but still post Tucker as a legitimate source?
There’s a story here that I’m not sure I wanna know.
A person was probably heating up some pee on the way to cheat a drug test. They have little thermometer strips on the side, like what you see on a fish tank, to help verify the sample wasn’t brought in or tampered with.
My head cannon is that there’s no such thing as a pee fetish, and the entire idea is propped up by the overwhelming sales of synthetic piss from sex shops in order to pass drug tests. Some porn studio marketing team noticed the sales and decided they should fill that niche, but all the viewers are just confused people watching out of shock value.
Basically the war on drugs inadvertently created a massive market where people piss and shit on eachother and think they like it.
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I can almost guarantee someone was trying to pass a drug test. Fake piss became easy to buy, and even include things like under-belt harnesses and fake penises. So even if someone is in the room watching you take the test, it still looks legit. So modern drug tests will also check to see if the urine is at (or at least very near) body temperature.
And this presents a problem with fake piss kits, because the surface of your skin doesn’t typically stay at body temperature; It’s usually anywhere from 90-95° instead of 98. Which means that even if you wear the belt pack all day, your body heat won’t be enough to warm the fake piss up enough.
So some people will resort to microwaving it just before they walk in. Get it to like 103° at the gas station across the street, (warm, but not enough to burn you when you wear it) so that by the time you walk across the street to take your drug test, it has cooled down to body temperature.
90°? Sounds like one heck of a burn!
95° really boils my piss
Jesus Christ, one could just lay off the weed for a bit.
You’d think so, wouldn’t you? It should be common sense that if you’re interviewing for a job, you should probably not be doing drugs in case they test.
But also, random drug tests are a thing in some jobs.
They might be both addicted to a substance AND on probation. Drug Addiction is treated like a crime and not an illness.
And that’s why I mentioned random drug tests. You don’t always get the luxury of knowing you’ll be tested days in advance. And yes, it’s easy to say “just don’t do drugs while on probation” but the sad reality is that drugs are surprisingly easy to get in prison. It’s common for many people to become addicted while incarcerated, (because it’s one of the few respites they get while incarcerated prison) and then they piss hot after being let out on probation, and get thrown right back in again. It’s a cycle that the system has intentionally set up, to ensure prisons are perpetually full.
Get it to like 103° at the gas station across the street,
This is gonna scare people who aren’t used to Fahrenheit.
Someone probably tried to heat “clean” urine to pass a drug test.
The war on drugs killed my convenience store burritos.
Does that even work?
Yes it contains all the markers that pass the controls of the test. Easy option for an unsupervised urine test.
Yeah but microwave would be hard to get the temp right. It’s better to use hand warmers. Not that I would know anything about that.
Never tried it myself. I did provide clean urine to a friend, but I think their plan was just to wear it in/near their crotch long enough for it to warm up.
I’d imagine microwaving might work, as long as you didn’t do it too long. But, I don’t know if there’s some ions or proteins in urine that are more sensitive to microwaves than other heating methods.
Or even synthetic urine. If a drug test can’t tell the difference, it’s gonna be close enough to smell like you microwaved real piss.
What in the goddamn fuck the peoples who microwaved URINE ? cmon it’s waste from your body not food…smh…
Drug tests.
Buy store-bought urine or bring someone else’s for the test. It’s still gotta be body temp when you use it. So you nuke it for a few seconds before you tape it to your leg on your way in.
One thing to have a pee fetish, another thing to serve it hot
“Earl Grey’s pee, hot.”
‘land of the free’ my ass, can’t even put piss in the microwave
I sit here shaking my head trying to figure out why anyone would use a microwave to heat pee
my guess is something to do with drug testing, though what exactly I’m not sure
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Thank you for your comment. That would explain it
Drug tests. A lot of cups have a temperature sensor to foil would be fakers bringing someone else’s pee with them.
It just doesn’t taste the same when it’s cold.
Well how do you heat your pee, Mr Fancypants?
used to just keep it tucked in your armpit for body heat back in the day.
It pisses me off
Literally 1984.
“Relax, it’s not even real piss.”
“Ugh, this piss is too cold!”
-R. Kelly
Whats with that big ass USA label?
So people remember what country they live in.
it stands for teh land of the free
heat urine if you feel like it
Whoever told you that is your enewee
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My Maytag washing machine has a silly little “America 🇺🇸” sticker on it. It’s so corny. It may have been assembled in the United States, but it’s likely from parts made by Midea in China.
Auto manufacturers have been infamous for this in the past. It’s probably why Maroney stickers tell you the percentage of parts by country of origin. Here it is on the sticker for my Honda Civic.
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Pretty sure when you turn it over you can see a small little label that says Made In China :D
The label was made in America. On a Chinese printer.
