• cash@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      This is the way. I don’t even care if I can share most of it with anyone. Like a party or get together is nice perhaps but spending a week sitting around in my shorts, drinking garbage lager and playing vidja games from the past? 1 sick week out of the muddling other 51. Pretty good shit imo.

    • Trae@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      He’s clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.

      Jesus it’s wild to think people would assume I’m an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).

  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Coming in on his birthday

    Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?

    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      There are also some places that might just do a nice, if not grandiose, gesture for someone on their birthday.

      Previous place I worked it was pretty routine for a manager to grab one of those containers of store made cupcakes if it was someone’s birthday and they knew they didn’t mind, make sure they got one and leave the rest in the break room.
      Never anything more or less than just a nice gesture.

      I’m guessing someone tried a nice gesture and it came out looking sad, so they posed for a picture for a chuckle and moved in. I don’t know anyone who would be really upset by being given a pizza bagel on their birthday.

    • smiletolerantly@awful.systems
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      8 days ago

      We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we’re back 2nd week of January. Doesn’t count towards the 30 days, of course 👍

    • udon@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      I’ve never had that … But for the past seventeen years I’ve used PTO if my birthday wasn’t on the weekend and I haven’t been denied yet, so there’s that?

      • Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world
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        8 days ago

        Left hand has a pinky/ring finger thing, the garbage can angle looks off because it comes towards you but the angle of the wall is going the other direction and if it’s against the wall, it would follow the angle of the wall

        Edit to add more since I’m on mobile swapping between the two (inefficiently): the weird blue coat thing going down the back of the chair, seemingly no back legs to the chairs

        Foot pedal of the garbage can is misaligned

        • ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works
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          8 days ago

          I’m on mobile, so maybe the photo isn’t loading at high resolution, but I don’t think your points lead me to believe AI generated this.

          The finger looks a little odd, but it could just be the way the shadows fell. The garbage can doesn’t look flat against the wall. If you look in the reflection of the mirror, one corner is closer to the wall than the other, which would account for the distortion you mentioned. The blue coat of the back of the chair might just be a coat. The chair legs seem like they should be behind his leg and the trash can. The foot pedal on a plastic trash doesn’t seem like the sturdiest thing and can just bend. The lid seems symmetrical to me personally. There just aren’t enough pixels in the image for me to see if there are buttons or not.

          Maybe I’m completely wrong and it is AI, but it seems to me like too many of the fine details match up with reality. It may also be the low resolution that makes things seem more realistic. If it is a fake image, I think it would be more likely that the photo was taken out of context or staged.

          • Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world
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            8 days ago

            I mean it’s possible it’s real. But the seat of his chair has no leg under his butt cheek. If you zoom in and look at where the seat is going, you would expect a leg there at least to be visible

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      There’s some wonkyness here, that’s for sure. The major thing that makes this look legit is that the mirror is dirty and it has a correct reflection for the person’s arm and the trashcan.

        • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
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          8 days ago

          1000058342

          Higher res shows he has a plaster and the shelf is balancing on another shelf

          • netvor@lemmy.world
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            8 days ago

            The more I look into the high-res picture, the more mildly bleak details I notice.

            • Torn plastic wrapping of tiny plastic bottles on the chipboard counter.
            • His sleeve is mildly dirty.
            • The shoes on the shelf seem awkward to access over the chair.
            • The whiteboard has permanently marked spots “use me to write” and “use me to clean”, both empty.
            • That “pizza” is barely an oversized muffin.
            • Fire prohibited.
            • The mirror is pretty dirty.
            • Corner of the steel cabinet is a bit bent.
            • The badly attached sheet of paper hanging from the whiteboard; you can’t read anything.
            • On the top shelf of the cupboard, something is kinda balancing there.
            • Cheap plates not perfectly aligned.
            • ROTATE:
              • ROTATE
              • ROTATE
              • ROTATE
            • The pedal on the trash bin is weirdly bent.

            Not that any of this really matters, though.

            • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
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              7 days ago

              I mean, I wouldn’t expect a supermarket break room to be immaculately kept. It actually looks alright. Depends on how good of a place it is to work, etc. My guess is that most employees usually book their birthday off, this guy didn’t (some people just don’t bother, which is understandable) and some colleague was like “we had to do something”, so got a pizza from what they were allowed. I think there are pictures far more depressing than this (like Amazon’s Christmas dinner which was probably an actual big organised thing for a mass amount of people).

              I know someone who works in a supermarket and colleagues usually give them a nice cake, but it’s passed its sell-by by a few days. It sounds depressing, but the cake is perfectly fine and would just be thrown out due to policy.

      • rational_lib@lemmy.world
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        8 days ago

        And the shoes (which are abnormally large) don’t look like any work boots I’ve ever seen, resembling trail running shoes but bigger. The laces seem to be oddly non-existent and instead the straps for lacing them appear to connect with each other.

        AI can get reflections right, just when it doesn’t it can be very creepy.

  • rational_lib@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    The pizza isn’t the saddest part, it’s their terrible break room setup. Two chairs uncomfortably close in the corner, sandwiched between a shoe rack that people might need to access and a trash can. Probably designed by the same people who design their cars…

      • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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        8 days ago

        Yes certainly.

        We prefer taking days off around weekends or an entire week for holidays (valid for the part of Europe I been). But talking your birthday off is not particularly common practice although nothing is stopping you if you want to.

        • Contentedness@lemmy.nz
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          8 days ago

          Id definitely read that as “coming in on his birthday, which he’d priorly arranged to have off”.

      • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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        8 days ago

        I asked because it sounded like a very common thing to do. Where I live the person celebrating is supposed to bring cake, snacks or something. He/she has plenty of time off, just not typical taken during one own birthday

    • Pika@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      7 days ago

      I had a strict I don’t answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn’t be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I’m not about to come in on an hours notice for the same rate of pay, if you want on call, pay for on call.

  • Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    “I suddenly feel very sick.”

    The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he’s homeward bound…