Only if you’ll shit my bed too <3

lemmy.nsfw

Ah yeah 😏

"d"s nuts lmao

It’s not even a fraction, you can just cancel out the two "d"s

I’m a psychopathic dog molester

Please don’t take this out of context

What a ridiculous idea to put cheese underneath your beans. Only a demented madman would even consider such an idea. That’s just shitty, ruined cheese on toast…

Also the queen’s dead now so… yknow

WTF is “beans and toast”? The beans should be ON the toast

Jamie Fookin Lannister

It’s required by law in Ireland that you wake up every 30minutes to pray and curse England. You might as well check your emails since you’re awake anyway

:o now I am the liar!

I’m in a similar situation - I badly hurt my best friend from school and we stopped talking. This was over a decade ago. I know from mutual friends that she’s moved away, she’s happy and has children now. Although I really regret how I acted, I think it’s best to just leave it in the past. No need to dredge up old pain for her just so I can feel better for apologising.

Idk if that’s the right answer, but it’s what I’ve chosen.

There’s a lot of freaky porn out there that I don’t want to see

You’re not a good driver if you look at your phone whilst driving.

It’s best to just say “cross ant” because then people know you’re saying it wrong on purpose and you don’t have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong

I’m quite certain this isn’t true. Not Trump’s writing style, plus it’s a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Shift-1 is ! Shift-2 is "

That’s how it is on a standard British QWERTY keyboard.

~I’m assuming you’re American given that you can’t comprehend anyone’s technology or way of life being different to yours…~

“The only reason God created the natives was for us to have a bit of sport, old chap”

“Listen to the prophecy, my child. When this candle burns out, I will have finished pooping. See you on the other side”

Ah, I see we’ve reached the stage were 90% of posts will now be complaining about Ed Sheeran. How Ed-citing!

It sounds to me like you want a person to go to work, and the other person to stay at home. Doesn’t matter which is which. So not mysoginistic at all, if I’ve understood correctly