Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so
Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
Firecracker and it’s not even close. I’ve put ice cubes up there before and it wasn’t nearly as bad as you’d imagine. The shape of it will make it easy. Plus, the ridges on it mean you’ll have less ice in contact with your skin. At some point it melts and it’s just a Popsicle stick.
Truly a (reverse?) shitpost.
In you go tweety bird
Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.
Anyone who doesn’t choose a Creamsicle is not getting the full experience of something up your ass
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
Probably the firecracker
I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.
So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down
11, horizontally. I’m gonna put the “choco” in “choco taco”
In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.
Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.
You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.
