cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3669136
"Not looking, not looking at your penis at all. " … “So sorry about your penis.” [Little Britain]
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
How does no one I work with understand this?
My dick won’t reach that high
sounds like a personal problem
Skill issue
🤏
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
glad I’m not alone here.
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
I care a lot about my prickvacy!