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“Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return”
“What?”
The end
Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.
This should be the winner
Where’s your bike seat?
I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.
Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.
Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assistDriver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)
Later at the pub
Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.That’s not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it’s the truth.
“Just saying hi!” [drives off]
He says ‘pebnis’
“Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”
Roarrrs off with spinning tires.
Hit and run
Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I’ve even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.
I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.
Driver: You’re sexy and you know it!
Suddenly loss.jpg
Chicken butter! As the driver speeds off.
Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set
As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.
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