Shooter was standing there for an hour going

… is this made by a Brit? Never heard anyone (in UK) call it Yes. It’s Ye… right?

The kind where you cry while doing it, not sure what it’s called

Sad to see yet another discord mod let the power go to their head

Anyways i’m off to do some masturbation now, wish me luck

The pants-down waddle of shame, all the way to the store to buy a new roll

I would just like to point out that that photo is doctored, and jd vance does not in fact look like that.

His real face is less hairy and way more shiny

If a serial killer locked me in a shed, force fed me, then eventually killed me, I don’t think them not eating my corpse would be my primary objection

It’s fine, its world ended a long time ago

I know he’s a compulsive liar, but for some reason i feel compelled to believe him in this instance

I’m going to guess… lazy bees?

Hello red Luigi

Hello green mario

One mankinds trash is another alienkinds treasure

DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE BROTHER, CRANKING YOUR HOG!

Achually she was the queen of bladed weapons or something i have no idea i just wanted to 'splain a bit

Nah sorry i think i’ll just let the world burn then

The worst part is that your previous partner breaks up with you around that time

Damn you Father Stevens, i gave you the best 8 years of my life!

No more global warming, and i get to die? what’s the catch?