Fall penis be like

What is porridge but a thicc soup?

The real princess was inside of him all along

Too bad i’m not wearing a bulletproof vest… or am I?
Vsauce theme starts playing

Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

You fool!
Crawls sideways
We was crab all along!

It’s more likely than you think

Yes

It’s irony all the way down

Oh look it’s green Mario!

No, a single super-document, easier to “back up” which is why in the same folder there are also “thesis_final.tex”, “thesis_final_revised.tex”, “thesis_final_revised_v2.tex”, “thesis_final_revised_v2_final.tex”

Mouth post

As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

Fine, don’t say i didn’t warn you
Highly NSFW, viewer discretion is adviced

Modern era mothology

What do you think when you hear “tentacles”?
Hentai of course!

And what do you think when you hear “hentai”?
Stanley from The Office of course!

And what did Stanley suffer from?
Some kind of heart disease!

What can cause some kind of heart disease?
Gunk in the arteries!

And gunk is dirty so that’s why it’s dirty, duh

“in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
There are people that dodge taxes, so i’m sure i’ll be able to dodge death just as easily

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

Jobs was born in San Francisco in 1955 and adopted shortly afterwards. He attended Reed College in 1972 before withdrawing that same year. In 1974, he traveled through India, seeking enlightenment before later studying Zen Buddhism. He and Wozniak co-founded Apple in 1976 to further develop and sell Wozniak’s Apple I personal computer. Together, the duo gained fame and wealth a year later with production and sale of the Apple II, one of the first highly successful mass-produced microcomputers.

Jobs saw the commercial potential of the Xerox Alto in 1979, which was mouse-driven and had a graphical user interface (GUI). This led to the development of the largely unsuccessful Apple Lisa in 1983, followed by the breakthrough Macintosh in 1984, the first mass-produced computer with a GUI. The Macintosh launched the desktop publishing industry in 1985 (for example, the Aldus Pagemaker) with the addition of the Apple LaserWriter, the first laser printer to feature vector graphics and PostScript.

Edit: i assume the downvotes is because it sounds ai generated or something? It’s copy-paste from wikipedia you numbnuts

Played around with a tiny 1.5b deepseek model, it was thinking for a loooong while before finally answering my question.
By then it had completely forgotten what the original question was and had instead hallucinated a new question which it then gave me an answer for

I give it a perfect 7/10