“So then li’l blorko was like I’ll totally glomp that and he was ratioed by woffle’s stans when they…”
I have to know: are these words made-up or is the influence of vapid youtube whores ruinin–uh, I mean “evolving English the way linguists think is cool and proper”?
Ic hæfde to witan: sind þas word gemæne oððe is þæs unþeawfulle YouTube wifru forþfæreð, ic mean “eorðan Englisc swylce þa leornere witaþ is fægere and riht”?
I have to know: are these words made-up or is the influence of vapid youtube whores ruinin–uh, I mean “evolving English the way linguists think is cool and proper”?
Glomp, ratioed, and stans
We can tell see you fail to understand the linguists take on prescriptivism vs descriptivism because your strawman quote uses the word “proper.”
Ic hæfde to witan: sind þas word gemæne oððe is þæs unþeawfulle YouTube wifru forþfæreð, ic mean “eorðan Englisc swylce þa leornere witaþ is fægere and riht”?
It’s not made up. I sadly understand that sentence.