Chaotic Neutral
Y’all don’t just throw the bag in the refrigerator?
Chaotic neutral and the bread goes in the freezer
This image is fairly old, and I have disagreed with it from the get go. Chaotic evil is tying as many knots as possible, forcing one to cut the bag open.
After licking every slice.
Chaotic evil is leaving the bag wide open … in the freezer … behind the three bags of frozen fries … for three weeks … but it’s the only bread you have at 11pm on a Saturday night and you don’t feel like doing or getting anything else to make you sandwich.
I bounce between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral. Huh.
Chaotic neutral for me. The twist tie goes in my twist tie collection.
idk why anyone would choose anything but chaotic neutral
unless you own a breadbox
Exactly! Everything else is just extra steps for the same result.
Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?
Its really just the best method no need for some stupid ass bottle cap. But it seals it just as well.
Yeah, it’s really just chaotic neutral but fancier.
Hair tie. I always have 1, or 2, or 3 in my pocket.
Isn’t all of it evil, because they bought bread in a plastic bag? Use a paper bag. And if the bread gets hard, steam it, bake it, and its fresh again.
In grocery stores in many parts of the US at least, it is extremely hard not to find bread in plastic bags. Even the one of 3 near me that has its own bakery puts the bread in a plastic bag, and then in another bag that is paper with a plastic “window”, and the paper part has a PE wax lining for god knows what reason.
Well, you can always bring your own cotton bag…
To what put the bread in after you throw away the plastic bag?
I don’t throw away the plastic bag, because I don’t have the plastic bag. Because the bread I bought was in a paper bag.
I you live in a country where you don’t get bread in paper bags and you want to avoid plastic waste, you can put the bread in a cotton bag in the store, which you can wash and reuse.
You understand that the bread is in the bag already right?
Were I buy bread it is on a rack, and you use tongs to put it into a paper bag. You can also put it into a slicer first and then in the bag, but I rather slice it myself at home.
Or I buy it a a bakery, where some employee packs it for me, you can ask them to put it into your cotton bag, if they only have plastic bags.
I don’t buy prepackaged bread.
In America its pretty much only pre packaged bread its essentially not an option to just get it off a shelf
I thought that said twist and fuck
Come on, come on, come on now baby…
I tie a slip knot. That is stupidly easy to do/undo, but apparently I am hated for it.
Slipknots are ok but I think you may as well do a mean twist and tuck unless the bread is travelling. The knot can go bad* if you share bread with others.
Twist & Tuck gang
I had to switch to using a bread box because my dog would eat anything on the counter, and I didn’t really have anywhere else to store my bread/bagels without really rearranging my limited cabinet space.
That dog was ravenous. She even ate a whole crab once, shell and all. I learned my lesson.
I’m lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.
I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.
True lawful good. Bread box alone is chaotic evil disguised as lawful good.
Bread box doesn’t preserve air retention or protect against anything smaller than a mouse (roaches, air borne nasties).
