sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clotIsn’t it
/dev/heart?I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.
Very important to not hit enter before clot.
That’s why you have backups.
Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?
It’s a glob pattern (edit: tried to find a source that actually showed
**in use).Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.
But only in Bash and if settings match. It’s only reliable on your own shell, don’t use it in scripts.
Can he also fix alzheimer’s by hunting down memory leaks.
Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer’s is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.
See that’s the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it
Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don’t have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.
Did he just give every old man perfect health?!
no it says OldMan not OldMen
That command syntax looks kind of like how Skyrim’s scripting console works, and gods help us if reality is a Bethesda game! (Kind of, if you added string-parsing based overloads and, for some reason, a command-syntax sudo keyword.
Need something?
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.“Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!”
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PhD is literally “Philosophy Doctor” or “Doctor of Philosophy”
Also “doctor” means teacher. The specific term for someone who practices medicine is “physician”.
Nice bait.
Is it? Or is it just kinda dumb?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(title)
As a noun yeah it’s more common in the western world to refer to medical doctors. But its origin is that of teachers, not medical practitioners.
Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
The font changes like 3 times 👌
They are a doctor of computer science, not a doctor of design. You need a design phd to pick correct fonts.
XKCD 149 but worse.
Link for the lazy.
I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny
Bash-Java
HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It’S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!
bash: sudo: command not foundAfter all, we don’t know that he has it installed, especially if he’s running a really old distro.
Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"yeah that tracks.
str(float("100.0")) + "%"
Haha I’m saving this image
Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
That’s an instance property
Is this some .NET convention that references to instances start with capital letters?
Yeah, properties (like a field but with a getter and/or setter method, may or may not be backed by a field) are PascalCase
How is OldMan a property here? It’s clearly the name of a class
Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.
If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(
