NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL SHITPOSTING VOL. 68
There’s a type of person that thinks Joe Rogan is clever because they agree with him.
Lemmyworld admins be like
Carnivores eat animals that eat a lot more plants than humans could ever eat.
That’s why I only eat baby animals. They only drink milk, which hurts no one.
Ew, Joe Rogan.
That’s why I only eat fungi. It’ll be reciprocal eventually.
Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.
Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.
Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.
It’s my understanding that fungi came around rather late in the game. Long after animals and plants both.
The earliest fungi evolved approximately 1.5 billion years ago, while green algae, the earliest plant, only evolved ~1 billion years ago. Animalia is significantly newer.
So, OP eats mushroom dick. Got it.
Yo fuck that propagandist piece of shit Joe Rogan. Keep him off of my feed.
I’m constantly dismayed to find that brain damaged ape, topping the podcast charts weekly. He’s such a disease
There’s no way this won’t restart the same argument with someone, huh? Top-tier shitpost, well done.
Thanks, I saw it come across my FB feed and knew what had to be done.
Their fault for dressing so sexy
There was a Hungarian cult that convinced others that people can survive by eating light. There were some deaths and was quickly shut down, but they exist forever in anorexia-related jokes.
I think you’re talking about Breatherism? There’ve been a couple of those cults all over Europe. It’s not particularly popular, luckily, but they often make it to the newspapers, because someone usually dies.
It originates from Hinduism though. There’s a another Indian religion called Jainism. These are the monks you see brushing away the beetles before their feet, to not step on them. It’s very much about nature and spiritualism and being good. Fasting is a key concept of this religion and the most extreme cases will choose to fast until death to cleanse the world. This is all very spiritual though and takes years of preparation.
Joe Rogan 🤮
I mean if you stretch it enough even cells know they are being eaten
Yeah, that’s absolutely what keeps happening with these news items. “Lifeform demonstrates reaction to stimulus!”
What will Staples do?
Is that the browning that goes on on the outside when baking some meat?
Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.
But it tastes better
Then raise a cow and kill it.
Can’t, don’t really have the space for it, but you want to see my chickens and my ducks? Heck, you can have a picture of my dog, but I ain’t eating that.
but I ain’t eating that
Well, now I’m just disappointed that that’s just a vegan anti meat page.
I was more disappointed by the inconsistency of their claims.
On the front page, they said that, they gave their livestock the highest quality feed and kept them happy in an open environment.
Upon reading further, they changed their tone to keeping them in small cages, followed with stuff like, “don’t worry, you won’t taste it”.They, as a company, lost credibility.
So the choice is meat or division of labor?
I don’t have the space for it, though I’d really like to have a little farm of my own.
I’m sure there’s poison that tastes good. Go eat that, Mr. Bigot.
I’m afraid I’m going to need a better argument than “I support killing animals because it makes me feel good.”
The cow meat is already there, in the store. Individual choices do not affect the climate. It is disrespectful to not consume it.
demand and supply are a thing
Removed by mod
“Plants rights activists” out in full force in this thread lol
it’s not that they want to reduce plant suffering. it’s that they don’t care if plants suffer.
Imo, the person in red looks much healthier.
Low effort
So were your female family members.
Lower effort.
^^ Lowest Effort.
That’s your highest effort one yet.
You have yet to display any sort of innovation, complexity, or reference with your “humor”.
Your quips aspire to be dick jokes.
PS: Are you (and your collection of bot puppets) that other regressuve troll i blocked? The andrew santino based schmuck?
Oh yeah, you fucking mouth breathers figured out Lemmy now?
