• BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?

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      28 days ago

      what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.

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        28 days ago

        Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?

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          28 days ago

          yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?

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        28 days ago

        and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs

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        28 days ago

        And many more things along with shit.

        I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.