Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
Luigi was caught in like 24 hours with a manifesto, confession, gun, bodycam footage, and a gps tracker that proves he done it.
This guy is a ghost.
BUT THEYVE SECURED THE WOODS GUISE!
Luigi was missing for a few days, after executing a masterful getaway in the middle of the day in the largest city in the country. Then just randomly shows up at a McDonalds with everything needed to convict him packaged together in a bag. Definitely not unusual at all. Nothing to see here folks! The system works and the police are master investigators. It’s impossible to get away with a crime like this!
Footage was out day 1 of the guy that killed Brian Thompson
They haven’t found the right Democrat to frame yet.
Luigi Mangione was not apprehended for five days. That’s a lot more than 24 hours for anyone doing the math.
I’m sick today. But even if I weren’t, I wouldn’t be doing the math.
I’m getting shit for not crying my face off meanwhile the FBI making dad jokes!?
Uh, duh?
Cripes the FBI has fallen so far since Trump has taken office again. I guess they really did lose a lot of their best and brightest due to having a unqualified moron in charge.
I don’t think he was shot, I think his neck just did that
A truck backfired at the same time.
"Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles” when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. " --Douglas Adams HHGTTG
The bullshit could no longer be contained.
I mean duh, that’s how you aim
How suprising! I thought someone was just randomly walking around with a gun and picked him!
Somebody make the reaper meme with reaper super excited
I didn’t know people still used Internet Explorer!
Honestly, it would be some pretty funny shit if he got hit by a random bullet someone shot into the air from like a mile or so.
Crazy times to live when you see the FBI go from Darth Vader to Dark Helmet.
They went right over his Helmet!
Holding press conferences with the visor down … sounding loud, hollow and important … every once in a while opening the visor to show an idiot trying to clarify what they said.
Their (they 're…i am incompetent)counting on AI to do the Darth Vader shit for Darth Helmet… we’re fucked
Right? Won’t be able to have a serious movie about the FBI for the next 30 years
I mean… fuckface got got during a school shooting. LOTS of people get murdered during school shootings every fucking day in this country because we worship assault rifles.
It actually makes a lot of sense to indicate if this was a targeted assassination or if someone missed while aiming at kindergarten nap time.
It’s sad that this is a valid point.
No no no. It is Freedom! The Freedom to celebrate guns’ rights and to sacrifice your loved ones in the name of making sure Ted down the street can have five assault rifles in his living room.
I mean sure, how else would you shoot someone? By not taking aim?
Those FBI guys are the best of the best…
…of the best. 🤣
SIR!
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