Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region

  • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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    8 days ago

    Luigi was caught in like 24 hours with a manifesto, confession, gun, bodycam footage, and a gps tracker that proves he done it.

    This guy is a ghost.

    BUT THEYVE SECURED THE WOODS GUISE!

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      8 days ago

      Luigi was missing for a few days, after executing a masterful getaway in the middle of the day in the largest city in the country. Then just randomly shows up at a McDonalds with everything needed to convict him packaged together in a bag. Definitely not unusual at all. Nothing to see here folks! The system works and the police are master investigators. It’s impossible to get away with a crime like this!