I’m not OP but I think it means “Providers are saying consumers should accept subscription-based models without complaint”

I asked a dealer for a dumb-car. No fucking auto 911 dialing, bluetooth enabled, GPS service horseshit, just a normal car and he shot me

Later there’s this text:

which can be found by clicking on the cog at the top right next to the search icon

…which I don’t see. I don’t think this doc accounts for Photon.

Who controls it? Can I suggest edits to these docs?

Are you a software developer?

Why is that the requirement to vote third party?

I don’t need to have a replacement ready. It’s enough for me to say that the current system does not work.

Crash bandicoot was written in fucking LISP

But how would you tie a steak in a knot? You’re going to have to be a lot more specific

It’s throwing a steak on the ground and running

…right?

Not until you’re on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you

You’re safe. Go enjoy your weekend

I mean isn’t everything kind of allergic to silver bullets

Nobody asked but I had to share this

It’s important to me that everyone understands the joke, even if that understanding robs them of the joy of it. “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. It kills it”.

But it’s important because I suffered a lot of being left out as a kid. Others found how good it felt to be exclusive, and shoulder me out of things, or refuse to explain things, or whatever it was that made me the outcast. I could tell from their faces that they love the way it felt when they did that to me. But it hurt me a lot.

I don’t want there to be any exclusivity anymore. Nobody deserves that pain. I want everyone to understand the joke, even if that prevents them from ever laughing at it.

The thought experiment suggests that over a long enough period of time, every possible combination of letters would be typed out on a keyboard, including Hamlet.

They are not arguing about randomness, as it is inherent to the thought experiment. Randomness is necessary for the experiment to occur.

They are arguing that the universe would be dead before the time criteria is met. It is a bitter and sarcastic conclusion to the thought experiment, and is supposed to be funny.

In conversation, it would be delivered like this:

“You know, over a long enough period of time, monkeys smashing typewriters randomly would eventually produce Hamlet”

“The universe isn’t going to last that long.”

Apartments! Rent slaves!! Real estate ARRGHHGHGFHJ is literally a horrible feudal lord forcing people to spend their entire lives working and dies comfortably in his bed smiling surrounded by his family at 95 after a life of unprecedented luxury suffering no consequences for his immortal behavior ever

Are you hiring

this is interesting as fuck

“I’m really interested in algorithmic enforcement …” Ada Ada Ada told me in an interview. “It seemed like the nipple rule is one of the simplest ways … because it’s set up as a very binary idea—female nipples no, male nipples, yes. But then it prompts a lot of questions: what is male nipple? What is a female nipple?”

She’s using her own journey as a trans person to document how AI tools like those used by Instagram identify potentially obscene material.

if Jesus is a top that changes everything

it means he really is daddy

He was saying, just take the eagles dumbasses

I’m a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god