Gee, I would never have thought telling people you called them less and then make them pay more for the same things would upset them.

I still start with knock knock even though it’s irrelevant to the punchline

We could also have made Mercator maps of varying position, but that might not center Europe.

Mercator? I barely even know her!

90 days is how long it takes to fill out the paperwork

There are a few theories of invisibility and they depend on the mechanism of invisibility

The first type of invisibility is all cells are transparent, sort of like a jellyfish. In this case the digestive system would be visible if you’d eaten food. Not ideal, visible poop.

Second is light bending, like the predator. In this case poop would be visible and you wouldn’t be.

Third is magic true invisibility, and in that case it depends on the wizard.

Fourth is illusionary where the viewer is tricked into not seeing you, and in this case the poop is visible.

Poop in shoes.

Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.

I’m in favour of renaming horses to crab feet.

Why? Corporations get to.

Those book spines are top tier design

Unlike my game of thrones blu rays which have three motifs.

That’s goatse!

Do they do earnings calls? They’re not public.

Those soulless people who have no live off the craft drive me nuts, and a lot got in the field like 2017-2023 when everyone was trying to grow headcount as fast as possible.

Those people drive me mad.

From what I’ve seen it starts with a few people who abuse the niceties, or the first downturn, or both, and suddenly they’ve got an excuse to strip it all back.

It’s always one or the other that starts it. You have an office game console and someone brings their kids who spill pop on it or they take the games home. You get that guy who takes a box of snacks home and the CEO complains for like 2 years about it. You get someone who orders pay per view on a business trip. Etc.

Once you get to like 300 employees this threshold starts getting reliably exceeded.

That is not a name I would order even if it was half the price of the other beers.

Modern statistical tools are sufficient to simulate and model the fermentation process, I don’t even know what AI would even contribute here…

Maybe it’s a joke, because there is no AI in IPA.

A few head injuries wouldn’t separate you from the leaded gasoline poisoned brains of the masses.

Their memory is only about 300k to 1M tokens

If you read Moby Dick to them they’ll start forgetting what they’re doing here and spouting incomprehensible gibberish

Croger croger?

Why?