WALL-E!

EVE!!

That does nothing for me; gimme Dad Bod though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn’t reach.

So does Android. This phone is old and it’s on the edge menu (Samsung).

Looking at that list we (humanity) are screwed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

If it’s on-loan, sure.

But this was straight up thievery.

Kevin begs to differ!!

three panel comic from “poorly drawn lines” in which Kevin the Magical Bird is wearing shorts that don’t cover his bird ass feathers. 1st panel: Kevin: “Do these shorts looks stupid?” 2nd panel: Grey bird: “I wouldn’t say stupid.” 3rd panel: Grey bird: “But I would be thinking it.”

Same. Thought I saw Chuck E Cheese threatening to eat people on Lemmy before, but I’m pretty baked rn.

M U L T I V A C

I stopped reading the article after it just became a list of apps. Felt like a thinly veiled ad, and if not, annoying af.

I also read it as anxiety because you go back and forth a lot, second-guessing yourself. Therefore the angel/devil making that kind of motion to saw the head off can be seen as losing your mind.

Also, the creatures escaping the brain are like a panic building, then breaking out to me.

It was back in the 80s

Who could make it up the walkway with that vicious pooch staring them down?!

Your comment reminded me:

I was looking up when the VP debate is in the US, lamenting the olden days when a bolded date would simply appear at the top of the results.

I’m just clicking results and skimming for the date in the 1st paragraph, but nope. Every site is like fucking recipe pages now with this nonsense filler.

Anyways, third result down, DDG gives me this verbose MSN bot-written trash. It actually listed all the dates (of which there were four), that were considered for the debate, but not selected. The 5th date listed in the paragraph was the debate date.

It was a perfect example of completely useless information that a human would never consider including in an answer.

I think the commonly accepted theory is that your brain is sorting through the day, through problems, through life. Even just playing. This makes sense seeing as how quickly humans fall apart without sleep.

I was so tired once, that all I could hear was The Spice Girls Wannabe, and just the chorus because I never actually listened to their music, just the repetition of:

YO, I’ᒪᒪ TEᒪᒪ YOᑌ ᗯᕼᗩT I ᗯᗩᑎT ᗯᕼᗩT I ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY, ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY ᗯᗩᑎT
SO TEᒪᒪ ᗰE ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᗯᗩᑎT, ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY, ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY ᗯᗩᑎT

I keep reading it as woebegone.

I thought that so much I took a screen to post to comments. I’m glad I found your comment here. His expression is part smug, part guilt, part wainker.

And the beginning of films were cut off. Big Trouble in Little China starts at the poker table for me-- I never realized Jack Burton (😍) had a monologue at the start.

You don’t even have to send it, you can save as draft.