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May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

Dude don’t forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

Congratulations. That is not easy to do!

I just wrapped up a delightful trip with my bride of 20 something years and got a job offer for a different position in my company during the trip.

It was a practically perfect trip, but I’m also very excited to go home because I have 4 more days of vacation left and I can’t wait go be reunited with my cats, and relax around the house for a few days.

If Lemmy is social media, then Lemmy is my only social media app. I have Mastadon installed but I never use it.

I think it has been a decade since I used Facebook or Twitter and I never tried any of the later generation of networks like Snap or TikTok.

Agreed.

But also, ive been noticing that that isn’t going so great lately.

I’ve managed to do this for decades without incident or injury to myself or others.

And chocolate. Cincinatti chili is great

This is beautiful but I really want to Photoshop a PS5 controller into her hands.

This is brilliant.

I was a butt baby and I turned out fine.

My diet is mostly hair, but I suspect that’s unrelated.

A very aspirational fancy chastity cage.

https://youtu.be/9Axyqk5ERKQ?si=A5zFI02LJ3lct_H-

I hate to be that guy, but the next link down on my feed is about Israel branding the foreheads of Palestinian prisoners.

So humanity is really no great shakes, but the trees do look beautiful.

Yeah but the cartoon is funnier.

She got that dumper methinks

I was also raised as a young earth creationist and it was always 6k years old for me but I could not begin to tell you why.

She must be protected at all costs.

Completely this.

I put on my robe and wizard hat