There are some good enough automatics out now at very reasonable prices.

Of course there are also crazy expensive ones also, but they all do essentially the same thing - convert your movements into time measurements 😀

What could possibly go wrong?

Didn’t spot that one coming

Feels like somewhere in the first chapter of a Pratchet book.

Aw, look honey. It’s making actual words on the screen!

Seriously though, you haven’t thought of taking up writing?

You forgot to buy your marmite

🤣😂😪😥😢😭

That would possibly work

Aspiring supervillan, please.

I may or may not do this occasionally with byobu and my own services. Byobu is easier to use.

If I had been drinking coffee, you would have been required to pay my dry cleaning bill! 👏👏👏

And I just started hacking some stuff together to learn the gopher protocol. Your comment is well timed 😊