Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

“Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

“Roight, blokes. Doff your rubbish in the skip, else me bobbies will haul you roight to the Tower o’ London!”

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.