I too take any unwanted notification as a potential threat: the only answer is immediate annihilation of said app. Basically the dark forest hypothesis but it’s my phone.

Missed opportunity for a sweet Venn diagram.

Big “I’m done” energy. Reminds me of this one:

babe wake up new pokémon types just dropped

He plays a lot of Minecraft.

Kids rule indeed. Here Brayndennd, 9, could have wailed his despair at being forced to march for hours through the bleak landscape of the hypermarket. Instead he improvised a live arts performance.

Acutely aware of the material prison that is the modern North American suburb, the artist has choreographed a striking analogy of his longing for freedom with make do props found in his immediate surroundings. As the character he so strikingly plays attempts to release his soul from his mortal shell with the use of a toilet plunger, Brayndennd offers a strong social commentary on modern urbanism with metaphysical ramifications and ultimately leaves us pondering.

Saw it too late. Am lunch.

Trout population before spill: zero

Trout population after spill: believe it or not, still zero

A cat with half closed eyes may be looking smug, but in reality that face means you got a calm, content cat signalling they trust you. I mean, they may be smug, but it’s completely unrelated to the face they’re making. In other words, FDC Willard is a happy, loving (possibly smug but who knows) co-author in this pic.

Trepanning will do. Might take an extra gulp first.

I have this romantic notion they’d have a couple gulps of amber coloured spirits before the barber/surgeon would carve out the rotten parts.

this candidate surely has an immaculate past

the candidate’s closet:

You are technically correct. However, “polygamy” as become strongly connoted towards cultish, radically patriarchal communities in which a man subjugates several women in an abusive relationship. If you actually want to be understood without fuss, “polyamory” will get your point across much more smoothly. All resistance to the haphazard evolution of language is futile.

Viral fever dream astral voyage

I LOVE falseknees

God I hate Poe’s law.

Don’t put words in my mouth

I equated someone constantly saying men are the worst with hating on man. I don’t think it’s farfetched. How would you call that? Also putting words in people’s mouth is literally what your comment does so maybe just follow your own advice.

stop being so dramatic

I’ll be as dramatic as I choose to, thank you.

You’ll be glad to know I just spent a good five minutes on her twitter account and she’s not the man hating person you expected this woman you know nothing of to be. You might still exercise caution though, as she might be… a single childless cat lady 😱

inb4 catnip