Because there’s some tortoise torturing dickhead narrating a fake story about me

The ratio of commenter/poster to lurker is always pretty lopsided. I also never read user names.

This is cool! What made you start developing this?

Just have a nuclear reactor to run the LLM on the robot and you’re all set

“(don’t overthink the meme template)”

Too late, I am angy

I wish they’d nationalize stuff like YouTube, and online data storage, etc

If someone is using municipal water in their meth lab, the whole city block shouldn’t have their water shut off

God bless Douglas Adams

Banner has CAKE. His ass was the real hulk all along

Electric Boogaloo

SPRAY UP BOIII

Honestly love bidet. Get one nerds

Hilarious that it’s impossible. They don’t even horde your data.

It’s a win-win. Those batteries are thousands of bucks.

It fully fucking misses the point, we should own the power we produce from our own fucking homes.

This Brian Eno? What evil has he done?

The god in Hyperion is named after that bird. Great scifi classic.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_(Simmons_novel)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute

Lol nope, Deadlock has nothing like that in it. It’s an excellent example of what we would ask for in our online multiplayer games.

I am not happy about it, but complaining about Deadlock is spitting on what we should be rewarding imo

My immediate emotional reaction is to dunk on you. Boo hoo, a company won’t make a game you want. But you’re missing the valve you grew up with, and gaming is worse off now. Multiplayer games with subscription models and microtransactions have become the default, and we all feel it.

For me Deadlock has great characters, lore, new interesting mechanics, and only surface level similarities with DOTA. I’m not upset about it really. Just happy Valve is making anything again. Maybe I’m worn down, but so many big companies take but shits everyday I’m just happy to see one building good shit. (And it’s free!)

This is a CEO covering his ass. Nothing to see here folks